Thursday, November 26, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Batman Returns won the award of not only the worst sequel, but the worst superhero movie I've ever seen. It took awhile for Christopher Walken to gain credibility in my eyes after seeing him co-star in that trainwreck. Michelle Phiffer in that catsuit is only thing that makes the movie worth a glance.
Out of a shitty movie a good costume emerged. Seeing hot beautiful women in this year after year reminds me why Halloween is my favorite holiday.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Back in college, watching two girls make out was a sign that the night was going well. Part of the reason i like going to this parade is the generous display of public affection...and no one's shouting "get a room!!!" (although a Girls Gone Wild crew and a hotel room would be the next logical step)
The first time I saw her I was tripping on coke and E at Wicked Willy's. I meant to ask her if she did porn that night. When I saw her at the parade she told me she was involved with some online phone sex chat...I also found out she had a penis.